Monday, April 30, 2012

Hello out there people I've decided to post a scary story here please follow the instructions to make it maximum scary. Ok is it the afternoon yet? If it isn't wait till it is. Get up and go to your bathroom without company or lights. Now look into the mirror and imagine the scariest thing possible your alone right? Ok now turn around keep thinking about it. Imagine it's in front of you. Just stare at it for a minute then start thinking that it's behind you don't turn around yet. Now turn around fast look at yourself in the mirror for a second then run out screaming. Catch your breath for a minute and now dare your friends or family to do it.

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Ok something bad is happening I think the akopalipse is....wait no how do you spell it?is it acopaiplepse whatever.anyway it's coming believe me it's.....Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggggggggggggggggggg........ I droped my tea oh great I gotta go.max

Tuesday, January 3, 2012

Max's Worst Nightmare #2

Hello there little friends(or maybe not so little). This is Max. I just decided to tell you my dream. But just so you know I am terribly afraid of pigs. So anyway I had three dreams last night so I'm just going to tell you one.

So there I was outside in the dark with a bunch of spiders, I was out there because my moms friend Maranda had asked me to look for her baby outside. I dashed inside my grandmas house as soon as I saw the spiders.

Once inside I saw three strange lady's talking to my moms friends. The lady's scared me so I went into my room to find my mom and my grandma, but I left when I heard something taping on the window cause It was a pig so I left. When I went back out the lady's noticed me. One of them was a teenager one of them was an old lady but the other one was a pig! The teenager came up and shook my hand, but the old lady snuck up from behind and threw me on the couch then the pig ate me.

Pretty scary don't you think? Oh by the way a giant slug is about to invade your house and eat you. Bye.

Monday, January 2, 2012

Top secret's not top secret any more since I'm posting it here but I'm going to leave you with something that will bother you your hole life. The secret is. I .... .. ....... ......... . Okay that's the secret no one will ever find out. By the way a giant hairball is about to crush your house.max
Hello I have bad news the bad news is that going to start posting lots of pictures and videos on the blog......wait that's good news I keep getting mixed down.....I mean up. Go click on that thing on the bottom of the page that says older pages for more boring.. I mean fun stuff