Q: why did the chicken cross the road
A: to get to the other side
Have you ever understood that joke before I mean why is it even a joke. And also the chicken would've gotten run over before it got to the other side. It's just dumb. Why not an ostrich?why not a pigeon?why not an eagle? . But it's so dumb it's funny.
Monday, January 2, 2012
Movies
Today as a special treat I took Dudley to the movies big mistake. Every time something funny would happen Dudley would scream, and every time something sad would happen he would crie so hard a river would form. But the worst part of all was when he ate a mini bomb thinking it was a treat. We got kicked out I was mad at Dudley for being so embarrassing then he Sid it was all my fault I pushed him into the highway but of course he didn't die. Tomorrow it's Roans turn to take him.
GROVER ATACK JOKE
Ok heres a joke about the picture below
Max: good morning Roan
Roan: good morning Max
Max: hey what's that blue furry thing in the corner
Roan: it's Grover!
Grover: hello everybody I'm going to eat your face
Max and Roan: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Max and Roan run away screaming
Grover: Bbbbllleeeeaaahhhh
Max gets bitten by Grover and falls down
Roan:Maaaaaaaaaaaaax
Roan lunges at Grover and try's to rip him,he succeeds but suddenly Miley Cirus jumps out and eats Roans face. The End
Ok heres a joke about the picture below
Max: good morning Roan
Roan: good morning Max
Max: hey what's that blue furry thing in the corner
Roan: it's Grover!
Grover: hello everybody I'm going to eat your face
Max and Roan: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Max and Roan run away screaming
Grover: Bbbbllleeeeaaahhhh
Max gets bitten by Grover and falls down
Roan:Maaaaaaaaaaaaax
Roan lunges at Grover and try's to rip him,he succeeds but suddenly Miley Cirus jumps out and eats Roans face. The End
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